The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
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Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
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Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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