You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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