I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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