yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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