Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
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