I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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