I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
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Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
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I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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