Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
I just stole a cupcake from somebody's bottle service
And I got $4 when somebody made it rain.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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