Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
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I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
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and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
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