so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
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Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
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Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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