Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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