You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
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I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
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omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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