Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
It's like God shit irony all over that family
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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