It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
He just asked me to come into his empty apartment after he called his parents to make sure they wouldn't come home while I was there. This is starting to look like a bad rape scene from one of those made-for-TV Lifetime movies.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
We need a shit load of segways right now
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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