On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
I have migrated to the couch. Minimal movement is still happening, but I should be mobile enough to go to the liquor store by eight.......so that good.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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