Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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