yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Every time he makes fun of me for anything I just remind myself he ate ice cream out of a strippers vagina
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
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Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
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apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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