It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
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Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
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our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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