Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I was giving him a blow job in the kitchen, but it was uncomfortable. so i took the oven mitts and used them as knee pads.
Don't tell me i'm not fucking resourceful.
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
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Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
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If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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