What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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