At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
