Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
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Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
We are two peas in an std pod
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
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He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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