i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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