So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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