the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
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If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
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Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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