in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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