Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
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on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
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WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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