Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
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Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
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He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
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