Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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