Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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