The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
She bit a glass in half.
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threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
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I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
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stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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