Well apparently he's into motor boating.
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
My cat gives me a boner
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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