She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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