No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
17 year olds will be the death of me.
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I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
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He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.