Swine flu. Run for my life!
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
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i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
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Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history