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• (310): View more from California

  Swine flu. Run for my life!

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?

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  Yes and so do I

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.

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• (623): View more from Arizona

  He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.

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• (706): View more from Georgia

  Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.

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• (347): View more from New York

  I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history

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