Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.