i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"