I feel like I'm in dance class right now
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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