Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
i now have a sippy cup solely for the purpose of drinking alcohol out of...am i an alcoholic?
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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