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Where did you get a picture of my penis
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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