i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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