Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
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It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
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I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Was not aware that standing loudly up off the couch and loudly, drunkenly slurring "I'M EIGHTEEN NOW BITCHES" counted as a primitive mating call.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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