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so that wasnt chicken after all
Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
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On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
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Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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