the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
You know, be my cock's hype man.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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