We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
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No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
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I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
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