Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
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I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
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He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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