We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
Yeah but I get laid and I know. He drank toilet water last night and he doesn't know about that either. Still makes me happy though.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
the hot lifeguard just pulled a McDonald's cheeseburger out of her fanny pack.
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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