its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
bring money and cleavage
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
The only thing that got me through this hellish day was imagining a large Swedish penis inside of me.
What did your vagina DO during the nhl lockout?!
Americans.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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