what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
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It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
The bartender said he wanted to turn you gay, and we got free shots the rest of the night
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
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Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
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