Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I will be naked everywhere
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
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