So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
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An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
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Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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