I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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