my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
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I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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