Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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