I was in the bathroom and her cat just looked at my penis with a profound hatred.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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