I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Talking to a male stripper. About the LSAT. Only in Vegas.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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