I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize