Literal conversation "you are ________ ____. you facebook friended me"
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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