The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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